About

This blog is where things go when the crazy threatens to take over. It always threatens to take over, just ignore it and go back to sleep. If you refuse your meds, they will attack you in the middle of the night with long needles.

This isn’t meant to be funny, some of it just seems funny because of your sense of humor. You laugh at crazy people, you are a horrible horrible person. Then again, it’s better to laugh at them than to lay awake at night wondering whether they are coming for you. Yeah you’d better worry, we’re watching you.

I realize that  I will never get a prize for the most insane blog. I will just have to be content in my lukewarm mediocrity and hope that nobody ever reads this.

When I stop writing in this blog, I will probably be dead. Do not mourn my passing. I may return again to leave more entries. No, I’m not able to resurrect myself from the dead, but when one is not able to express ones utter perfect and indisputable sanity, one is not really living.

You may wonder if I am male or female. Never ask. Gender only matters when purchasing personal care gifts or engaging in reproductive activity. You will simply be displaying your immaturity. Please note that I do not accept personal care items from strangers.